surgeons wear stockings under their scrubs!

A shy young surgeon told me a shocking secret yesterday. As we were talking, he let it slip that most surgeons wear stockings under their scrubs! He denied he had said it at first but as I continued to question him, he eventually admitted it was true - not simple DVT preventing TED stockings but fancy, high quality, lacy silky stockings. I asked him why they did this but he did not seem to know. He said it has been going on for centuries and that it is rarely talked about, regarded as a taboo in most theatre coffee rooms. He then went quiet and slipped out of the hospital. I wonder if he is ok, he seems to be very shy about something...

I guess it makes sense really. Suspenders might give the surgeon a sense of calm and tranquility whilst working on the operating table. Surrounded by the mayhem of beeping machines, snoring anaesthetists and frantic scrub nurses, the surgeon can quietly gets on with his job, his mind relaxed with thoughts of the silky lace suspenders he is adorning. A simple rub of his leg, or rubbing the legs together, focuses his mind on the job at hand, and makes each one of his surgical hand movements perfect.

I sneaked into the theatre changing rooms to confirm this revelation and it is true! I saw the surgical registrar working the twilight shift slip into a pair of lacy green stockings. I took a peek into most of the surgical lockers and this practice seems to be a fetish! Stockings ranged from fishnets or with garters and suspenders. The most outrageous I witnessed was a set of white nylon stockings with a frilly bowtie piece at the top!

It appeared the older surgeons have the more extravagant underwear. Perhaps it is a pecking order of respect and rank, I dont know, I didnt stay long enough to find out! Anyway, I left the changing room pretty quickly, hopefully unnoticed.

I will keep an eye on these randy surgeons, and see what else they get upto. Certainly the prospect of wearing stockings under scrubs is exciting, and I may just treat myself, and buy on this website, which does cater for men. For all you budding surgeons, I suggest you check it out.

http://www.stockingsplease.co.uk/

My favourite at the moment are the ones shown above! mmmmm! How exciting! Maybe I'll wear a pair tomorrow...